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An essay on poo making

‘Brilliant’, ‘Quite Good’, ‘What?’, these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding poo making. There are many factors which influenced the development of poo making. Indispensable to homosapians today, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as ‘I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole’ and ‘i’d rather eat wasps’ from global commercial enterprises, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. The immortal and indispensable phrase honesty is the best policy [1] borrowed much from poo making. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, poo making irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Did I mention how lovely poo making is? To put it simply, people like poo making.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters ‘I’ll give you three cows for that hat, its lovely.’ Our existance is a generation which cries ‘Hat – $20.’ We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis.

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Poo making

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of poo making, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? It goes with out saying that the cost of living will eventually break free from the powerful influence of poo making, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing poo makingilisation, as it’s become known, and one’s own sense of morality.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the uncompromising Francis H. Amster ‘A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.’ [2] What a fantastic quote. To paraphrase, the quote is saying ‘poo making wins votes.’ Simple as that.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.


In conclusion, poo making plays a large part in the lives of all. It brings peace, ‘literally’ plants seeds for harvest, and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood’s Ozzy De Niro: ‘I would say without a shadow of a doubt: poo making ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Traditional – possibly first said by King Arthor… but probably not.

[2] Amster – The Popular Vote – 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine – Issue 124 – Monkey Books

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